“My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.”- Charles Bukowski

It’s 3 A.M. I can shut my eyes and keep them closed without exerting any effort; No coffee was a good plan. I’ve also just finished what should have been only around an hour and a half of homework had I cut out the “breaks” that sum up to be greater than the “non-breaks”. In fact, as I am writing this, I’m taking pauses to give Tim Buckley’s Happy Sad my undivided attention. It could have easily been 8 P.M.

It happens whenever I have a very doable amount of homework. I suddenly get interested in looking up all my favorite people on Wikiquote, and the Flight of the Conchords starts to get funny for no apparent reason. I start my routine of looking through pointless news and taking 3 minute breaks to do my homework. A U.S tour and album scheduled for Byrne & Eno. How delightful.

Wait, why am I writing this? This isn’t homework, I could be sleeping!